David Beckham

  • White Friend: Oh my god!! David Beckham's retiring???!!!
  • Me: So what is it about David Beckham? Is he like the Michael Jordan of Soccer?
  • White Friend: Eh...not quite.
  • Me: Ah...so he's Kobe.
  • White Friend: Yeah, he's Kobe.

Loyalty

To My White Friends,

I often respect your version of “hustle,” but your lack of loyalty scares me. It’s crazy that black people have more loyalty to their weed man than you do a co-worker. 

Cinco De Mayo

To My White Friends,

As you take disturbing amounts of tequila shots today, please remember our brown brothers and sisters as your relatives (and possibly you) talk about “illegal immigrants.” 

How far have we come?

How far have we come?

Happy Easter

To My White Friends - If you see black people in bright pastels today, please recognize that they represent a Limited Edition Crayola set before they represent all black people. 

New Year’s Eve

To My White Friends,
In anticipation of the new year, may this be the year that you avoid making a resolution about quitting cigarettes that we all know you won’t keep and refrain from “party(ing) like it’s 1999”…it’s not.

Christmas

To My White Friends,
Merry Christmas. I will always wonder the real meaning of the song “White Christmas.”

Sandy Hook

You’ll see tons of posts about this, but I wanted to acknowledge it. Although we make jokes, this is a time where race has nothing to do with the issue. Our hearts are heavy for the families of Newton, CT. 

Funniest racist video ever???

Men have enslaved each other since they created gods to forgive them for doing it. — Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
To My White Friends - Shorts and Uggs??? The weather doesn’t exist to justify wearing these two items together.

To My White Friends - Shorts and Uggs??? The weather doesn’t exist to justify wearing these two items together.

Thank You, Followers.

Before the holiday weekend is over, I just want to say thank you to everyone who visits the site. It means a lot that people kind of care what I have to say/repost. I’m truly thankful for everyone. Remember, please LIKE the page, SHARE with your friends, and THANK YOU again.   - The Black Guy

Family Guy Characters rap Chris Brown - “Look at Me Now” aka Why I Love White People 

WHITE PEOPLE scare the crap out of me. I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord, never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I’ve never heard a black person say: We’re going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here - have a nice day! — Michael Moore

My Reaction to a Black Man “Observing Movember”